Wolfe Carol – To The Tune Of “Oh Come, All Ye Faithful” By Brian Mitchell
Oh come all ye family
Tearful and maligned ones
Oh come ye, oh come ye to West Thirty Fifth
Come and behold him
In his custom leather chair
Oh come let us consult him
Oh come let us consult him
Oh come let us consult him
He don’t come cheap
Fellow board members
Surely he can help us
His record and reputation
Speak for themselves
If we don’t hire him
We’ll be out of business
Oh come let us employ him
Oh come let us employ him
Oh come let us employ him
He’s our last chance
Sing you canaries
All ye bearing info
Oh tell him your stories
And make it the truth
He won’t be gulled by
Murders–slick and gory
Oh come let us retain him
Oh come let us retain him
Oh come let us retain him
Nero the dick
